I don’t normally post jokes but there is always an exception to the rule and this is it, mainly because i really do know people just like this:

I walked into a Blimpie’s with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for asandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a littlechalkboard that said “buy one-get one free”.”They’re already buy-one-get-one-free”, she said, “so I guess they’rebothfree”. She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door………

They walk among us ……. and many work in retail.

A friend of mine bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his oldfridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: “Free to good home. You want it, youtake it.” For three days the fridge sat therewithout even one person looking twice at it. Myfriend decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so hechanged the sign to read: “Fridge for sale $50.” ! The next day someone stole it………They walk among us.

One day I was walking at the beach with some friends when one of themshouted, “Look at that dead bird!” Someone looked up at the sky and said,”Where?”……..

They Walk among us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agentwhichdirection was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, “Does the sun rise in the north?” When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east and has for sometime, she shookher head and said, “Oh, I don’t keep up with that stuff”

They Walk Among Us!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day Igot acall from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. Itold him, “The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.”He responded, “Is that Eastern or Pacific time?” Wanting to end the callquickly, I said, “Uh, Pacific.”…….

They Walk Among Us!

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when weoverheard one of the administrative assistants talking about thesunburnshe got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in aconvertible, but “didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car was moving.”…………….

They Walk Among Us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk………

They Walk Among Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases werediscounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. Thecashiermultiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20%discount……..

They Walk Among Us!

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ringattached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, “Wouldn’t thechainripout every time she turned her head?”I explained that a person’s nose and ear remain the same distance apart nomatter which way the head isturned……..

They Walk Among Us!

I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went tothelost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags hadn’t shown up.She smiled and told me not to worry because she was atrained professional,and I was in good hands. “Now,” she asked, “hasyour plane arrivedyet?”……………

They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza togo. He appeared to be alone, and the cook asked him if he would like itcut into 4 pieces or 6. Hethought about it for sometime before responding.”Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6pieces.” ………………

Yep, They Walk Among Us!They walk among us, AND they reproduce AND some, but hopefully not many,VOTE!!!!!